Marketing email respondent requires magical talents and a sense of humour
Jan 22, 2014
Hello
Thanks very much for replying to our email. You gave us all a giggle. So much so that we plan to mention your request on our website and Twitter (www.twitter.com @catalystjobsnow ) as we like to make people smile :) Your recruitment requirements are certainly unusual, even magical, and it will be hard to source suitably talented candidates, but we will let you know what response we manage to generate!
Thanks again and have a good day.
Hilary Duffy
Dear Catalyst Team
My immediate needs are:
a. A qualified and experienced person who can provide a money tree within the March to May 2014 timeframe.
b. An outgoing and dedicated person who can predict, with 100% accuracy, Saturday’s lottery numbers on the day before the draw for the same duration as above.
My longer term needs are:
a. Someone who can cook, clean the house, do the shopping, maintain the garden, take care of the laundry and do my ironing on a performance-reward basis. Age and qualifications immaterial. Permanent position.
Suitable candidates who can attend an immediate interview should apply now
Kind regards
(Name Supplied, Bedfordshire)